If you’ve watched a chick-flick recently, you’ve probably noticed that there’s a lot of shower sex in these movies.
Today I’m going to let you in on a secret – it’s easier said than done.
Sure, shower sex seems super satisfying. That is, until you try it for the first time.
There are countless problems with shower sex, and if you’ve done it (or attempted to), you know exactly what I’m talking about.
In order to help you become better at sex, I’m going to show you how to have shower sex, the Big Mike way.
With careful tweaking, I’ve figured out how to make shower sex not only safe but possibly even better than bed sex.
How do I do that? Let’s begin…
Set The Stage
Before you start having shower sex, it’s critical that you prepare the bathroom for sex.
Most bathrooms are not very…appealing. Especially if it’s owned by a man.
Clean up the bathroom and make sure it’s clear of any gross debris that could later turn your woman off.
Prepare your shower by getting some grippy mats for the floor.
To go above and beyond, light some aromatic candles and play some arousing music. Make sure you’re using a waterproof speaker, because…well just trust me on this one.
Finally, make sure you have plenty of time. You don’t want to prepare for shower sex, only for your woman to remember the kids have a soccer game…ruining the moment.
This tip is so important it deserves its own section.
If you’re going to have sex in the shower, you’re going to need lube. Period!
I don’t care how wet she is, or how great you are at turning her on, you need to use lube.
See, the shower is great for cleaning yourself off. Unfortunately, that same cleaning will wash away any natural lubrication between you and your partner.
That means there’s nothing to prevent your dick from chafing against her dry vagina.
Don’t believe me? Go ahead, have sex in the shower without lube. A few minutes in…you’ll know I’m right!
A word of caution: lube will get on the floor, and it will get slippery. That’s why I suggest putting mats down first.
Best Positions For Shower Sex
This is a question that comes up a lot. Shower sex greatly depends upon you and your partner’s anatomy. A 6-foot guy with a 5-foot girl is going to have a different experience than a couple of equal height.
So, here are some of my suggestions.
Cowgirl (and Reverse) – probably the safest position for shower sex, this position puts you sitting down, with her on top of you. There’s no way for either of you to fall and break your break, but you still get all the hot water sensation of shower sex.
Downward Dog – this is what you see in the porn flicks. Bend her over and go to town.
If she’s flexible, she can bend all the way over and touch her toes. If not, have her put her arms on the bar, or palms on the wall, or even use her arms against her knees to support herself.
One Leg Raised –I don’t know what this position is technically called, but it’s where she stands in front of you and lifts one leg up, exposing her pussy for you to pound away at.
My wife is kind of tall, so this position works out great. Just make sure…REALLY make sure…that she doesn’t slip and fall. You’ll be on both legs, but she’ll be balancing on one, depending on you to keep her alive.
Try Something New
Now that you’re in the shower, it’ll be much easier to bust out a new trick or move on her that you haven’t done before.
There’s something psychological about being in a different location that makes women open up to new things.
If you’ve got an act you want to try, now is a perfect time.
Anal is great in the shower.
You’ve got the lube. All you’ve got to do is clean her asshole and start playing around. The water makes this a squeaky clean operation.
What about a facial?
A lot of women resist receiving a facial, but in the shower…it wipes right off!
If she doesn’t, spank her. Spanking feels extra painful in the shower because the water whips against her skin. Combine that with some soap, and you’ll turn corporal punishment into an enjoyable activity for all.
I don’t know what this move is called, so I had to make something up.
“The Deal-breaker” is what I refer to as taking the shower head, and using it on your woman’s pussy.
This shows up in movies (Hollywood and porn alike) for one reason…it WORKS.
The combination of hot water and constant spray is a surefire way to get her to orgasm.
Even if she doesn’t want you to do it, I suggest you try this anyway…ESPECIALLY if your woman orgasms via the clitoris often.
Remember, there are 5 types of female orgasm, so don’t hesitate to try something new. You never know what’ll blow her mind.
What To Do When You’re Out Of The Shower
You’ve set the stage, lit some candles, lubed up, humped her like a dog in heat, and came over her face.
Sex does NOT end when you orgasm.
That’s the problem with couples these days – they boil down sex to a ten-minute pump fest.
I was guilty of this too. I used to treat sex like mowing the lawn, just something you do every week or so to keep the wife happy.
Sex is so much more. Sex is a beautiful act, but I didn’t learn that until I met Alex Allman.